What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?
That’s too dirty.
Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?
What size is his jazzer?
Boys Husky
That’s it. That’s the one. Hooooo boy.
Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?
What about some Klingon foreplay?
This IS sex!
Quark can tell you all about that
That’s some vanilla shit.
I’m here to read, not to breed
He has an elegant confidence
Interesting kink
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This scene haunts me
There are two kinds of people in this thread; People that pick #6, and liars.
Six is the obvious answer but I need to know how good at trombone Odo is before I give a concrete answer.
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A night with jadzia
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Strip tongo?
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8 Oo-mox from Moogie
Honestly, I could use some holographic hands on my knotted back and neck muscles… minus the erotic part.
Emergency Medical Holograms are not programmed to adjust the eroticism inherent in a medical massage. However, we can provide you with a reference on meditation that may assist you in calibrating how erotic you find the experience.
Holy crap I read that in his voice
I prefer A Date with Tom
RIP to your back.
Definitely 6
Ah yes, getting boozy and oozy.
It’s not even close!
Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:
- Hands down.
“Let’s go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet.”
It’s not beastiality when the targ is actually a changeling.
This is quality content.
Oh, date night with Tom. 100%. The dude is charming, sweet, kind, and has really good taste in movies and music. He’s funny as hell and has a great smile. Also he’s banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.
Also he’s banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.
I think that implies something about Tom enjoying being subjugated/in pain, but I’m not one to judge.
7 All of the above
“…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“
“That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”
