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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 months ago

Shh 🤫

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diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 3 months ago
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    Then it will leave the light on

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      Electrical tape

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      Oh, that’s easy. Just jam something in the little door slots so it thinks it’s closed. Perfectly safe.

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      Huh, mine just completely turns off after the door is open no light or noise.

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