• FatVegan@leminal.space
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    3 months ago

    Donald Trump cold rape a child on daytime tv and then shoot it in the face. The next day he’ll ban guns to protect children and Americans would cheer him on

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      3 months ago

      “…and 1/3rd of Americans would cheer him on.” While another 1/6 would ignore it or try to blame it on the libs. The centrists would shrug and say “both sides…” The people on the left would be outraged, and Schumer would OK replacing the bloodstained carpet after a few weeks of ineffective negotiating.

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        3 months ago

        This is more accurate. Don’t forget the part about hundreds of members of congress waiting for the guns to be destroyed before buying up arms manufacturer stocks and voting to overturn the ban. I think that’s how that would go.

        Edit: missing a word

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      3 months ago

      You might not have intended it but your post was extremely funny to read!

      Also, I agree with your statement.