“How’s that work on the Código Orgánico Procesal Penal coming along?”

“Pretty well, I’m just making some finishing touches.”

“What’s this in the section about theft? ‘Including AND limited to the following items’?”

“Oops. Don’t worry about it, though I included everything you can imagine.”

“Nail clippers?”

“Check”

“Wombats?”

“Yup.”

“Rare original wooden tubs used by traditional Japanese pearl divers?”

“They’re called ‘tako’ (タコ), and yes, check-arino.”

“What about the oil tankers that are the keystone of our economy and without which we would collapse and starve?”

“Fuck!”