• JDMaybeMD@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Maybe your nurse practitioner “doctor” with a joke for exams and fully online curriculum, but an MD or DO in the US absolutely cannot cheat their 4 full days of board exams (steps 1-3) to get licensed. Physician board exams are video recorded, show IDs and get fingerprinted and patted down even going in and out for bathroom breaks.

    You still need to eat healthy, fatty.

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        1 year ago

        If there’s anything I learned from chess, it’s that they can’t pat down the inside of your asshole!

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          1 year ago

          Imagine you didn’t study and your vibrating butt plug hooked into WebMD just keeps saying cancer or lupus using Morse code