• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    2 个月前

    Homie, there is no swaying me.

    Someone felt bad about themselves and I presented them with a counter.

    Fuck it, maybe I have a micro peen? And I was just trying to help out a fellow homie.

    Edit to add: doesn’t matter if they do or not!

    What’s important is it not being fucking important!

    Edit edit: I think that last line is one of coolest things I ever typed.

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      2 个月前

      I really appreciate people helping other people especially because the internet is often such a harsh and toxic place, but I don’t think presenting a counter that’s factually wrong really helps.

      And you are right, it’s not important. I mean it’s not even a requirement to have a penis at all for intimacy. So unless you don’t have a tongue, no hands (not even 10 fingers required) you should be ok. You could also try toys.

      Penis length is often an ego thing and that’s hard to fix in a lemmy comment.