The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years agoThey didnt stand a chancestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square59linkfedilinkarrow-up1847arrow-down115
arrow-up1832arrow-down1imageThey didnt stand a chancestartrek.websiteThe Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2 years agomessage-square59linkfedilink
minus-squareF_this_stuff@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down1·2 years agoYou need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom’s, she just does walk-ins. No card required.
minus-squareLeafOnTheWind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoIt’s more of a punch out coupon card.
minus-squaretoasteecup@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoI have to threaten all of your mom’s with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I’m trying to sleep.
minus-squareSTUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoi solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks’ mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often
minus-squarekurwa@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoY’all got nothing on me, I fucked all your dad’s back to back.
You need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom’s, she just does walk-ins. No card required.
It’s more of a punch out coupon card.
I have to threaten all of your mom’s with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I’m trying to sleep.
i solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks’ mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often
Y’all got nothing on me, I fucked all your dad’s back to back.
This devolved quickly.