“We could be politically correct and be nice and say, ‘Oh, yes, she is.’ No, no. She’s very, you know, she’s very frightened of the cartels. They’re running Mexico. And I’ve asked her numerous times, ‘Would you like us to take out the cartels?’ … Something is gonna have to be done with Mexico.”



It’s easy. You bomb a bunch of random shit, kills lots of innocents, and put up a big banner saying “We did it!”. After that you get your 3 letter agencies to build ties with the emerging cartels and it’s all good because now they’re not cartels they’re allies.
Don’t forget to say “Thank you for your service”.
Followed by hollywood movie deals to show how brave and courageous US soldiers were and how it made them sad with PTSD. There’s also a dog and a little boy being saved for extra sympathy from the gullible viewers.
Then flood the AdTube, fuckbook, Xitter and ewddit with military propaganda.
Once that done and set, kids half way across the would want to invaded by the great USA.
It would be funny if this wasn’t a hypothetical.