• Lvxferre [he/him]@mander.xyz
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    14 days ago

    Might as well share some jokes. The sort of joke that makes traditionalists a bit uncomfortable.


    Three groups of bastards were competing to see which one was the most efficient. The goal was to get into the woods and capture a rabbit in the least amount of time.

    First the Finnish police. They get into the woods, and after 15 minutes, they come back, holding a rabbit by the ears.

    Then the Brazilian police. They get into the woods, spend four hours, don’t come back, and someone needs to send a rescue team to bring them back.

    Finally the United-Statian police. They get into the woods, and come back after five minutes. Holding a pig, all beaten and bloody. The pig screams “I’M A RABBIT! I’M A RABBIT!”


    A doctor dies and reaches the gates of Heaven. They introduce themself to St. Peter, saying “I was a paediatrician. I saved hundreds of children”. St. Peter lets them into the Paradise.

    Then a nurse dies and reaches the gates of Heaven. They tell St. Peter “I supported hundreds of people. Most of them passed away, but thanks to my job they did so in dignity and relatively painlessly.” St. Peter lets them into the Paradise.

    Then a third person reaches the gates of Heaven. They say “I was the manager of a health care plan. I offered plenty families cost-saving, affordable healthcare.” St. Peter answers: “you’re allowed into the Paradise for three days, then we’re kicking you into Hell.”


    A young woman prays before sex: “oh Virgin Mary, you conceived without sin, let me sin without conceiving.”

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    14 days ago

    Everything is “jokable”: minorities, genders, military, religion, “freedoms” and freedoms.

    Just some people are too weak and insecure to see flaws in their cherished ideas. These people are weak and useless.

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      14 days ago

      I agree about everything except the “useless” word: people are not for use, weak or not

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        14 days ago

        people are not for use, weak or not

        From the society’s standpoint the characteristic “usefulness” exists and is important. Most people live in societies, not just a bunch of completely independent individuals who just happen to exist nearby.

        But of course you can use any other “standpoints” if you wish.