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I wanted to make the world’s fastest yawl, so I made the aft sail bigger, but apparently that means it’s not a yawl anymore! It’s a real ketch-22.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3193/
I think the only similar thing that would work is shooting a sea anchor in the direction you want to go from a deck gun, then pulling it back in.
I think you just invented the paddle!
Yes but it’s an American paddle. With guns.
We could call it a Yank!
I’d call it Yeetle
How about a Throwoar?