This movie…

If you want to be annoyed for three hours this movie is for you!!

This movie does an excellent job of making every part of it annoying.

  • Want annoying action scenes… (see bloated pregnant women firing machine guns) this movie has them
  • Want annoying character names (see Jungle Pussy and Lockjaw) this movie has them.
  • Want annoying characters (see all of them) this movie has them
  • Want blaring scene inappropriate music, this movie has that!
  • Want annoying dialogue, this movie has that!
  • Want clumsy, vague and annoying story points, this movie has that.
  • Want to see annoying sex scenes, this movie has several of those!
  • Want to be annoyed that you can’t get those three hours back, this movie is for you!

I understand that this is considered the best movie of 2025… holy hell if that is true 2025 has to be worst year for movies in history.

    • IWW4@lemmy.zipOP
      21·
      29 days ago

      Fiction:

      Weapons tied with Train Dreams

      Non-Fiction:

      2000 Meters to Andriivka

      • Steve@communick.newsEnglish
        2·
        29 days ago

        Weapons? Not a chance. Very good. Excelent even. But not best picture.

        Haven’t seen either of the others.

        But all movies are fiction. Even documentaries.