This movie…
If you want to be annoyed for three hours this movie is for you!!
This movie does an excellent job of making every part of it annoying.
- Want annoying action scenes… (see bloated pregnant women firing machine guns) this movie has them
- Want annoying character names (see Jungle Pussy and Lockjaw) this movie has them.
- Want annoying characters (see all of them) this movie has them
- Want blaring scene inappropriate music, this movie has that!
- Want annoying dialogue, this movie has that!
- Want clumsy, vague and annoying story points, this movie has that.
- Want to see annoying sex scenes, this movie has several of those!
- Want to be annoyed that you can’t get those three hours back, this movie is for you!
I understand that this is considered the best movie of 2025… holy hell if that is true 2025 has to be worst year for movies in history.
This may have been artfully made, but its not remotely an “artsy” movie at all.
Okay.
It is a PTA movie. He is the reigning king of Art House movies. The only way this thing can could get more artsy is to have a black and white scene with a coked out supermodel yelling egoees while standing on a balcony.