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DeltronZero@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 days ago

Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups

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Conservative Men Use Empty Melania Theaters for Grindr Hookups

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DeltronZero@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 6 days ago
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WASHINGTON — Multiple D.C. area movie theaters say Republican members of Congress and congressional staffers have begun using empty screenings of “Melania,” a documentary about first lady Melania Trump, as informal meeting places for anonymous sexual encounters.
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    They would never be this clever

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    I definitely believe this could be happening

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      I hear they try to sync cuming in the theater to when she says “It’s Morbin’ Time!”

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    Well I just got onioned. Thats hilarious and I wouldnt be surprised if it was still true.

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    I thought this was a real headline.

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      I’m not convinced it isn’t.

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    Once again onion your stories are totally believable.

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    The best satire is the one that could be true.

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