When I use matches I let them burn all the way through
(Yes, there is a technique to it and years of experience and burns)
The trick, dear Kazu, is not minding that it hurts.
No, and keep your eyes on the road!
Man I wish there was a comm for this meme or for these sorts of “what the fuck” questions that aren’t quite ShowerThoughts material.
be the change you wish to see in the fediverse
Ordinarily i’d agree with you but I’ve neither the gift of the gab, nor the charisma for it to draw any attention!
It’ll naturally find a home soon though 😊
While it’s neat to feel the rain bounce off your umbrella, it also means your umbrella wears off faster.
And in this economy…
excuse me…it “wears off”.
what are you talking about??
Walk under a spot where it’s raining harder? What does that mean? It’s raining but there are spots of unmoving harder rain that you can walk under? What?
Walk under the edge of an awning or roof, where the runoff is coming down.
I don’t get umbrellas; Whenever it’s raining enough to need one, it’s too windy to use one.
Umbrellas make more sense in places that expect rain most days.
I feel like in those places a good raincoat actually makes more sense than an umbrella.
Here in the Pacific Northwest we don’t use umbrellas. We are practically amphibious.







