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danhab99 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago

Also how do I know if it works?

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Also how do I know if it works?

danhab99 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 hours ago
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    While it’s neat to feel the rain bounce off your umbrella, it also means your umbrella wears off faster.

    And in this economy…

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      excuse me…it “wears off”.

      what are you talking about??

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    Walk under a spot where it’s raining harder? What does that mean? It’s raining but there are spots of unmoving harder rain that you can walk under? What?

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      Walk under the edge of an awning or roof, where the runoff is coming down.

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    I don’t get umbrellas; Whenever it’s raining enough to need one, it’s too windy to use one.

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      Umbrellas make more sense in places that expect rain most days.

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        I feel like in those places a good raincoat actually makes more sense than an umbrella.

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    Here in the Pacific Northwest we don’t use umbrellas. We are practically amphibious.

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