• GormadtOP
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      3211 months ago

      Gamers when their AC is 4: “Time for some sea shanties and forgetting about the story”

          • nickwitha_k (he/him)
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            511 months ago

            My spouse bought me Origins when it came out because I played a lot of Black Flag, causing her to mistakenly think that I really liked Assassin’s Creed. She realized after my reaction to it was “thanks for the new game, that’s a nice gift” rather than “holy shit! I’ve been waiting this game!” that I was, in fact, playing Black Flag because it was a pirate game, that just happened to be an Assassin’s Creed game, and hadn’t actually played much of the earlier ones.

  • @[email protected]
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    2011 months ago

    My brain still defaults to 2nd edition. Armor class 70 means a sloth wielding a toothpick would have to fumble to miss me

    • @[email protected]
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      211 months ago

      I didn’t think you could get an AC above 20 in 2nd edition. It took a while, but I default to 3.0/3.5 partially because of that AC system.

    • @joby
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      111 months ago

      I had the same thought. Albeit less vividly pictured.

  • GTG3000
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    11 months ago

    Every enemy pulls out wands of Magic Missile.

    Your armour begins to glow red hot.

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      AC in D&D referrs to Armor Class. It is a measurement of how tough you are, or what the enemy has to roll on a 20 sided die to hit you. With an AC of 70 the opponent needs a bonus of at least 50, and even then, they only hit on a roll of 20. To have an attack bonus that high, you are probably a god or a titan.