• runeko
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    48 months ago

    Granted. You now can fall asleep whenever you want … and also whenever anyone else wants you to.

  • @[email protected]
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    18 months ago

    Granted! You are falsely accused of a crime and thrown into a CIA dark site prison cell, hitting your head. This gives you the power to sleep whenever you want, but, of course, the CIA will never let you leave and will torture you on a regular basis