• runeko
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    1 year ago

    Granted. Every time you snap your fingers, $1000 is removed from your bank account and given to some random person on the planet.

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    Granted. It comes in the form of a mass of pennies, weighing about 550lbs or 250kg and is dropped on them. Your role as an extra in West Side Story causes a massacre.

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      1 year ago

      To add to this, the pennies are moldy and gunky. It’s not USD currency but a strange mix of groshcys, Groschen, lira, yen, Franken, even 900 year old Skrupel from all over Europe…