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TerminalLover to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

I wish for the next person to have their wish fulfilled without caveats

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I wish for the next person to have their wish fulfilled without caveats

TerminalLover to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Nefara@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Granted, but it’s the next person anywhere to wish anything, and now Allison in Manitoba successfully remembers where she left her keys.

    • CoderKat@lemm.ee
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      Allison sends her thanks OP. You saved her 5 minutes of searching.

  • BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world
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    Granted, but the next person who wishes is Roger Goodell.

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    Granted. The next person wishes for the last wish to never have happened.

    • Chriszz@lemmy.world
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      It seems wrong for the paw to change the next persons wish

      • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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        I ain’t the wisher, just the monkey handler.

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      deleted by creator

      • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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        Nothing, monkey paw resets.

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