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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 2 years ago

I wish for a deal riddled with caveats.

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I wish for a deal riddled with caveats.

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Granted. The wish granter is hard of hearing, and your mouth is now riddled with cavities.

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