That shaky final beer at 7 in the morning before the drive to rehab.
The beer that isn’t everywhere, but you had one over a year ago, and you thought “Man, that beer was delicious. I should try it again. But will it still be just as good?”
And then you get one and it’s exactly as delicious as you remember.
I had an apple cider hit like that this fall and I can still remember the taste. Damn what a drink
The “it’s morning and I’m out of coffee and tea and there is only beer in the fridge, guess I’m gonna call in sick today” beer.
The sitting in the sun at the beach after a long miserable winter beer
I have the utmost respect for your beer choice but that sounds to me like a sweaty, i-dont-like-sand-its-course-and-rough-and-irritating-and-it-gets-everywhere kind of beer
Sweaty beers are the best beers IMO. I can take or leave the sand part though.
Don’t drink beer at a nude beach, you might get sand in your Schlitz
“4 weeks sober after 10 years of crippling alcoholism” beer.
You said ‘hits different,’ not ‘good hits different.’
Anyone in this scenario should remember it’s temporary and they can get right back on the horse of sobriety without destroying their lives again.
The “i just woke up in a ditch but still have half a 40oz” beer.
Shower beer before a pre game with friends
Shower beer is peak.
I miss r/ShowerBeer
Absolutely none of these things aren’t improved by it being a lemonade, iced tea or a delicious Arny Palmy
I’m looking at mango wheat beer at the beach and would certainly also enjoy a mango lemonade!
The movie theater beer, if you’ve never experienced a good movie while slightly buzzed do yourself a favor and try it, you can even pre game a bit to avoid paying too much at the theater concession.
But be prepared to miss some of the movie when you need to pee
I mean that applies to people who drink sodas as well. Honestly I’ve never had much trouble holding it in for a hour or two, although anything approaching 3 hours tests that limit
Pee in the empty bottles
I’d like to think all this was over the course of the same day
A bit ritzy but the first beer after a full ski day is straight buzzin.
Beer at the mountain chalet patio after a long day of skiing, looking at the mountain landscape goes hard
Beer sitting off to the side in the trees with your buddies on a bluebird day.
The Shower Beer
The Friday work is over and I’m not doing anything else productive the rest of the evening beer
The after the first bite of fresh pizza beer
The just got into the stadium beer
Just wrapped up a week long home renovation project beer. Delicious.
For me though, replace the ‘beer’ with ‘water’
One time, on a trail nearby the big music festival in town, I ran into a coworker, his partner, and his friend and his partner. They were standing by a huge bush and they asked if I wanted a beer. I don’t normally drink beer but I said sure and he went into the bush and brought out a Busch for me.
Apparently they were just avoiding the high costs inside the festival lol
