• @[email protected]
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        Oh bonne mère du bon Dieu, qu’est-ce que tu viens de dire sur moi ? Je te ferais remarquer que j’ai fini premier dans ma classe de CAP de boulangerie à Navarrenx, et j’ai gagné de nombreuses fois le prix de la meilleure baguette du Béarn, et j’ai plus de 300 citations dans la République des Pyrénées. J’ai reçu une spécialisation en pâtisserie et fait un stage dans un grand restaurant étoilé. Pour moi tu n’es qu’un client parmi d’autres. Je te vendrai des chocolatines comme tu t’en n’en as jamais goûté, souviens t’en. Tu crois que tu peux t’en sortir avec ce genre d’insultes sur l’Internet ? Essaie encore, gros balourd. Pendant que nous discutons, je suis en train de contacter mon réseau de maisons du pain dans tout la France et ton identité est partagée, donc tu peux te préparer à une avalanche de gâteaux, gros malin. Une avalanche qui va te faire prendre 10kg. Tu vas devenir obèse mon ptit gars.

        • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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          1111 months ago

          I know very little French but I’m assuming this is a well-localized version of the Navy Seal copypasta

          • @[email protected]
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            1111 months ago

            unsure if this is right but here’s the translation -

            Oh good mother of God, what did you just say about me? I would point out to you that I finished first in my CAP bakery class in Navarrenx, and I have won the prize for the best baguette in Béarn many times, and I have more than 300 citations in the Republic of the Pyrenees . I received a specialization in pastry and did an internship in a large Michelin-starred restaurant. For me, you are just another customer. I will sell you chocolatines like you’ve never tasted before, remember that. Do you think you can get away with this kind of insults on the Internet? Try again, you big idiot. As we chat, I’m contacting my network of bread houses across France and your identity is shared, so you can prepare for an avalanche of cakes, smart guy. An avalanche that will make you gain 10kg. You’re going to become obese, my little guy.

          • @[email protected]
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            Too late, you’re French now. Get your baguette and start disparaging other nations, and other French, too.

      • TunaCowboy
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        France has one of the best military records of all time:

        the French participated in 50 of the 125 major European wars that have been fought since 1495; more than any other European state.

        In addition, out of all recorded conflicts which occurred since the year 387 BC, France has fought in 168 of them, won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_Armed_Forces#History

        • @[email protected]
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          No, you don’t get it. They’re not cheese-eating surrender-monkeys because of their military record but because…

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          … they didn’t support the unjustified invasion of Iraq.

          Devours a basket of chili cheese freedom fries

        • Iron Lynx
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          They also, for a while, literally had a white flag as a national flag.

        • @[email protected]
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          None of that matters when the world’s largest war in history starts on their door step and they just give up without a fight.

    • @[email protected]
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      Thats the bro they get their weed from and regularly invites them together for a sesh. Single handedly keeping the peace in the building. Real guru that one.

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    Meanwhile, on a somewhat normal day in Belgorod, Russia; things got very tense for a woman who hung a blue blanket out to dry, on an orange balcony. The FSB had her take it down after enraged neighbours called in to complain.

      • @[email protected]
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        I’m not saying it’s exactly the same, but I’ve heard of American kindergarten teachers being told to take down the color learning rainbow decor which were NOT pride flags because bigoted parents threw a huge fit about the gay decorations. I’ve seen unironic videos of people claiming any decor featuring a rainbow in a classroom is LGBTQ indoctrination. And they were pointing at cartoon depictions of the sky, like with smiling clouds and suns.

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      Fsb time, no time to think, just imagine, this must be something bad!

      Fsb money, I am very communist however, everyday the McDonalds man comes closer to mother Russia, and the hole in my pocket grows bigger.

  • @[email protected]
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    I am more stressed out about the construction of the building. Looks like a basket weaver decided to lay some bricks.

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          Right, but then “iT’s tHE SaME HoUSe” still isn’t a plot twist. It very obviously is the same house. The question is whether it’s the same tennant.

          • Fushuan [he/him]
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            It’s not obvious that it’s the same house. House doesn’t necessarily equate building. People use house and home interchangeably, and in an apartment complex “house” can refer to a single apartment. Thus, when saying that it’s the same house they are saying that the same person owns those apartments. You might not agree with that definition of house, but that clearly what the OP is using.

            • MadMaurice
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              A house is a building. Do you by any chance mean household ?

              • Fushuan [he/him]
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                It’s not what I mean, it’s what the OP meant, and yeah, they meant household when saying house but that was pretty apparent by the context.

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                  They’re two different things though? They’re not synonyms…

  • @[email protected]
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    This is the depiction of the building in Vienna in 1914 when Stalin, Freud, Tito and Trotsky lived. Can’t wait for the Netflix comedy adaptation.