• mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
    2·
    1 year ago

    Produce Blame - shift responsibility onto an adjacent player.

    Beacon of Hose - keep any bards in range from doing the deed.

    Flesh to Store - morbid way to buy and sell goods, far away from civilization.

    Tiny Hat - purely cosmetic, but so worth it.

    Mage Sand - sha-sha-sha!

    Tree Strife - an off-color joke that will get you cancelled by the ents. Eventually.

    Punburst - a barrage televisable jokes which might still get you killed.

    Arcane Lick - you’re lucky restraining orders haven’t been invented yet.

    Tire Shield - surprisingly effective.

    Fund Steed - they’re fucking expensive!

    Revilify - shift responsibility onto any past target of Produce Blame.

    • bloopernovaEnglish
      1·
      1 year ago

      Each one of these I would love to use, they’re all great! I like trying to come up with good ones:

      Flame Shrike - depends if you’ve read Hyperion if you think this one is good lol.

      Dog Cloud - an army of faithful hounds.

      Dope Trick - fascinates large groups of people.

      Contact Otter Plane - for advice and cuteness

      • mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
        2·
        1 year ago

        Fare Storm - lawful neutral highway robbery.

        Blank - counterspell for a scroll.

        Knick - does minimal damage, but it really hurts!

        Mass Peal - deafen nearby enemies with a cacophony of bells.

        Bending - it’s just Move Earth, but you get to pretend you know karate.

        Spore the Dying - cordyceps infection technically is not necromancy.

        Cull Lightning - increases rendering efficiency.

        Dispel Gold - really pisses off the munchkins.

        Wall of Firs - like Wall of Stone, but biodegradable.

        Counterspill - put any liquid back into its container. Potions included.