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minus-squaresnoweAlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up40·1 year ago “It was scary to see writing appear out of thin air on the bathroom mirror at midnight, but then I realised it said ‘MONITOR YOUR CHOLESTEROL,’ and I honestly appreciated the reminder,” said one customer. I’m dying
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·1 year ago I’m dying Should’ve monitored your cholesterol better.
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minus-squarePons_Aelius@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoSounds like you should have checked your Cholesterol sooner.
I’m dying
Should’ve monitored your cholesterol better.
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Sounds like you should have checked your Cholesterol sooner.