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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Checkmate round-earthers

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Checkmate round-earthers

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Hold on!

    Is this the reason why my cock is curved?!

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      The curvature of your dick is imperceptible (not because the earth is huge but because your cock is tiny)

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        You dare to make fun of the two inch punisher?!

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        The curvature has a significant and sweeping angle, but a radius of mere millimeters.

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      No, it’s because your eyeball is curved which makes your cock look curved but it’s actually perfectly straight.

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        Ahh parralax

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      No thats actually from wind resistence.

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