• jasory
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    1 year ago

    “Safe drinking pewter existences”

    I know dipshit, unlike you I know not to eat 2kg of tuna a day. Whom am I talking to Karen Wetterhahn ca. 1997?1 The fact that pewter can be lead-free has no effect on the insult because pewter is classically a lead alloy and is generally considered as such in common parlance.

    “Should I get you some crayons…you can draw a picture”

    What is this? Everyone in the military knows that Marines eat crayons, how come a witticist as yourself can’t even seem to rise to the level of people who score a 70 on a grade 8 test?

    1. That’s how you do a neurological damage insult, not making weak and cliche references, and then jerking yourself off over how intelligent you are when it’s pointed out.
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        1 year ago

        So concerned about pewter /= lead and yet this is a rigourous proof to you?

        Sweetie, you’re not going to win any contest against me except in obesity.

        Stop thinking you’re so special in a non-euphemistic way.

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            1 year ago

            This isn’t the mechanism of plumbism, but A+ for effort since we both know this was a Herculean task for you. Orators will recount the 11th labor of wildginger and the Lead Metaphors of Lemmy.