• rmuk@feddit.ukEnglish
          271·
          2 years ago

          Noted. Can you offer me any advice regarding this milk I just spilled?

          • dom@lemmy.ca
            231·
            2 years ago

            Ah dude. I’m sorry. That’s devastating. It’s ok to cry. Anyone would

            • FiniteLooper@lemm.eeEnglish
              31·
              2 years ago

              There is only one rule about this event, and your suggestion is a violation of that rule

              • dom@lemmy.ca
                51·
                2 years ago

                See this is the kind of generational trauma we need to stop.

                Generations have been telling their children that their feelings on spilled milk are invalid.

            • rmuk@feddit.ukEnglish
              21·
              2 years ago

              It took you too long to reply. The milk curdled and went all rubbery in that time. Oh, you don’t like that I’m ignoring your advice? Well, tough cheese.

              • silasOPEnglish
                1·
                2 years ago

                Try spilling sweetened condensed milk next time, it takes longer to spoil