Ready! Player 31@lemmy.worldM to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Not the future I wanted

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Not the future I wanted

Ready! Player 31@lemmy.worldM to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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“Hey, lemme go to the toilet, boss”
“I’m sorry, Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”
- Etterra@lemmy.world
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  And that’s why I peed on my robot boss, causing a malfunction that killed 27 people and landing me a life sentence. It’s kinda a lateral move, really.
- MercuryUprising@lemmy.world
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  As an LLM, im not programmed to communicate about bodily functions.
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