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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

The second coming is near

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The second coming is near

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  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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    Come on. How could that be a sin?

    • BambiDiego@lemmy.world
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      Because he wasn’t fully erect.

      Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

    • ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml
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      Nobody jerks off to waluigi more than Jesus.

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    Wah-llelujah

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    Waluigi hentai, so disgusting and so sinful.

    Where do people even find that? Is there a link or something? So nasty, Waluigi hentai

    • NightoftheLemmy@sh.itjust.works
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      I don’t know. Those nasty people jerking off to Waluigi’s hentai. Goddammit. One could try rule34, nasty place. But who would even want to go there to find such things?

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        On r34 you can find waluigi porn. Trust me. You don’t want to see it.

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          deleted by creator

          • Thranduil@lemmy.world
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            Rule34.xxx for the main one Ypu also got rule34.paheal.net but the tagging sucks there

        • Dr. Coomer@lemmy.world
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          Well now I want to see it cause you said not too.

    • The Barto@sh.itjust.works
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      You don’t find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!

    • M137@lemm.ee
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      Ever heard of search engines? They’re pretty cool, you can find anything you want, just type the words and you’ll get what the words describe.

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        It’s a sort of running gag, a text based meme if you will. Let people have their fun.

  • nudny ekscentryk@szmer.info
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    It’s either that or blasting rope to Luigi hentai is not a sin

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      At this moment Jesus knew what he has to do

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        Blast rope at Luigi hentai?..

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    “You do you, bro 👍”

    — Jesus probably

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      Dude cured the blind, least he could do is lend a hand.

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    Dude blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai sounds like he was the real Catholic canon amiright

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    Did he try to intervene with any of them?

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      God did a lot of miracles 2000-3000 years ago. Today, not so much.

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      To be fair, killing yourself is the right thing to do if you cause so much suffering.

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    I read “Catholic Cannon” and thought of a holy behemoth ready to export some sacred cannon balls.

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      deleted by creator

      • snugglesthefalse@sh.itjust.works
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        I guess geedubbs just got the wrong memo when they created the ecclesiarchy

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      “Prepare thyself for some Holy Spirit™.”

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    He was just like: Nice dick bro, gonna give my life for it

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    I thought I had heard them all but blasting rope is a first gor me, haha.

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    Wait Waluigi Hentai? What is that?

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      u tryna end up in that garden too huh

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      The reason I can’t be with anybody under 7’7”.

    • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
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      Alexa google waluigi inflation rute 34

      • I Cast Fist
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        With or without vore?

        • mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social
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          Oh wow thanks everybody for the warm responses… I don’t understand what some of these things mean, so… you know… going to google this.

          And again guys, thanks for the help.

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      If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

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      Hot as hell. That’s what.

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      Don’t play dumb yeezy boy

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    what does the term “blasting rope” mean? (im not a native english speaker)

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      When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.

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        Some funky junk spitting facts instead of ropes.

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          I don’t remember saying I wasn’t blasting rope

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      As a native speaker, it isn’t any particular phrase that I’ve ever heard before. Therefore it’s a sex thing

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        I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

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      Ejaculating

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      It’s also definitely not something you’ll ever hear.

      From a Google search I think this post made it up anyway. Most results are this post, Urban dictionary only added it in 2018.

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        You need to bone up on your reading

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          I mean I know “ropes” could be used to mean that. But “blasting ropes” specifically isn’t really a thing.

          In any case it’s very uncommon.

          • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙@lemmy.world
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            In any case it’s very uncommon.

            Maybe in your house 😏

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            Anything is a thing, everything is made up, and you’re only going to be disappointed trying to moderate others!

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            I heard of “throwing rope” as far back as 2010.

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    He also saw animal abuse and child rape.

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