Every case has more lime than lemon or grapefruit in it. So they know, they fucking know, lime is the most popular.

Lemon is fine, I’ll drink lemon all day though I’d prefer lime. I could live with a lemon lime case. But NOOOOOOOOO! Every time I see a case at Costco, THERE’S FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT! Or fucking “Pamplemoose” or whatever the fuck those hipsters at LaCroix call it. NOBODY LIKES THE FUCKING GRAPE FRUIT YOU CHARLATANS! Just make an all lime case cowards! I’m sure this is cuz of capitalism!

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Sorry I’m trying to cut back on drinking.