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DieguiTux8623@feddit.it to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml ·
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Dev rule

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Dev rule

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DieguiTux8623@feddit.it to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml ·
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  • theherk@lemmy.world
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    Author is MonkeyUser, but is cut off because the world is brimming with assholes.

    https://www.monkeyuser.com/2018/final-patch/

    • DieguiTux8623@feddit.itOP
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      I cross posted it light-heartedly assuming the original poster had not infringed any intellectual property. Thanks for the emendation, content should not be stolen online.

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        I meant nothing negative toward you unless you cut it off. Thank you for adding a new word to my lexicon.

        • DieguiTux8623@feddit.itOP
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          No, I just cross posted it. Now the original post on blahaj has been edited but this one retained the old image. So I uploaded a new one here with the source.

    • 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏@lemmy.one
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      Thank you 😁

      I think the authors should consider watermarking their stuff, particularly if it isn’t something recognizable like Strange Planet

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    I guess the hole left side is a feature, requested by the CEO?

    • I Cast Fist
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      Definitely, gotta go fast

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        More like short-term goals over everything else.

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        Go fast, Break things. Wait… No! Not like that!

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    it’s flying (for now), okay? quit complaining~

    sustainability is a future me problem.

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      OR, and hear me out. I will get a different job that pays more with a title bump, and you can hire someone else to fix it.

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        simply marvelous~! future me (not being there) would have approved.

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      99 user stories on the wall…

      99 user stories…

      Take a few down, end up the scrum

      126 user stories on the wall…

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    Sums up my current project.

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    Funny enough, we have had this comic in our operations office at my former employer. This was years ago but sadly it is still relevant as of today.

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    Could also be a test team rule on a larger project with test team.

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    It’s a feature.

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    this is basically the plot of the movie up!

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    Absolutely fucking me_irl

  • 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚎@h4x0r.hostBanned from community
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    Whac-a-mole

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