Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barrierswww.telegraph.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1216arrow-down10
arrow-up1216arrow-down1external-link‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barrierswww.telegraph.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-squareTransplantedSconie@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down2·1 year agoThe Almighty: Alright, Ukraine. Windows open. Send in the boats and blow this fucker. exhales cigar smoke from a ginormous cuban (My God smokes cigars, hates Russians, and hates bridges for some reason. He also looks like Dolph Lundgren)
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoEzekiel saw the wheel, and it was pretty fuckin cool.
minus-squaretheodewere@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoalong the missile’s flank are the words: I must break you
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoHe is Dolph Lundgren, and I would like to be ordained in His ministry. Please, send me the brochure.
The Almighty:
Alright, Ukraine. Windows open. Send in the boats and blow this fucker.
exhales cigar smoke from a ginormous cuban
(My God smokes cigars, hates Russians, and hates bridges for some reason. He also looks like Dolph Lundgren)
Sounds at least as legit as any other deity.
Ezekiel saw the wheel, and it was pretty fuckin cool.
along the missile’s flank are the words: I must break you
He is Dolph Lundgren, and I would like to be ordained in His ministry. Please, send me the brochure.