Dude speaks for the trees
BIG Lorax energy
Joke’s on you. That’s an owl.
Wait. Really? I thought it’s a hairy capybara
It’s an octopus. Octopuses look however they want to look.
No that’s chameleons. Octopuses have 8 sides.
It’s pretty clearly a cog.
Or perhaps a dat.
My brain autocorrected both of those and went “oh look, someone hasn’t gotten the joke and thinks is funny to tell it but badly”…
I honestly prefer it when my brain autoincorrects things. Much more entertaining!
Did the same thing
I get Dark Crystal Aughra energy
Fizzgig
I have one of those!
Aughra had bigger, disturbing puppet knockers.
Cat. Pupils are slitted.
Stance also reads cat.
And definitely a cat nose
And the angery expression
I want to see this friend in a studio Ghibli movie. The expressions he would have as shenanigans take place around him
Wilford Brimley
Dia-betes.
in my expert opinion this is just a little guy
I think this is actually a cat that’s pretending to be a dog. Like a cat actor. Or Ca-ctor.
But it’s fine, because on the Internet, nobody knows you are a dog.
“Do you have a dog or a cat?”
Yes!
It’s a Sir Didymus
While I totally appreciate a The Labyrinth reference, I’m afraid that this is a Fizzgig from The Dark Crystal.
Either that or a feral Lorax named Wilford Brimley.
Edit: Also this exists:
https://www.amazon.com/Labyrinth-Sir-Didymus-Costume-Pets/dp/B0C43Y61ZW
That’s just animal abuse on some level. My dogs hate anything that makes them warmer. Hell, they only sleep with me for a little bit, and then choose the floor cause my average temperature is 100.5°F so cats love cuddling me, but I’m way too warm for dogs or most humans. Dogs don’t sweat though so heat management is rather important for their survival, unlike us.
It looks like a 19th century philosopher
Peppy!
Do a barrel roll!
It’s master shifu in the making!
Just check it’s claws.
