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sexy_peach@feddit.deM to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前

soak and jump hump

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soak and jump hump

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sexy_peach@feddit.deM to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 年前
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  • HikingVet@lemmy.caBanned from community
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    Not to kink shame but is this some sort of cuckold thing I’m too asexual to understand?

    • astanix@lemmy.world
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      Nah, you aren’t supposed to have sex before marriage.

      They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

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        They get around this by putting a penis in a vagina but not moving at all. Someone else jumps on the bed to cause the movement.

        But like does a significant amount of people actually do this?

        • zoostation@lemmy.worldBanned
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          No, it was just a dumb hoax.

          • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world
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            I knew guys who thought bjs and anal weren’t sex, so jebus would still love them

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              The ol’ poophole loophole.

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              https://youtu.be/j8ZF_R_j0OY

              • EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world
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                I was hoping someone would post that

              • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee
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                I knew before I even opened the link

            • odium
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              What did they think sodomy meant?

              • rwhitisissle@lemmy.ml
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                Being gay.

            • steal_your_face@lemmy.ml
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              The old poohole loophole

            • kWazt@lemmy.world
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              A dick suck ain’t cheatin’

        • astanix@lemmy.world
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          I don’t even know if this is something that actually happens or just internet rumors…

        • kpw@kbin.social
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          No.

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        Mormon God: Damn, they got me.

      • lowleveldata
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        Are they fucking morons? Just use a horse riding machine

        • _danny@lemmy.world
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          Are they fucking morons

          Close, they are mormons fucking

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            To be fair, the difference is so small you can barely tell.

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              the difference is so small you can barely tell

              Guess you could say it’s pretty fucking close.

            • Øπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              That’s what she said?

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          No, they’re mormons.

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        Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?

        • eskimofry@lemmy.world
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          No they dissassemble it and carry the pieces on their shoulder and reassemble it at the worksite.

          Edit: sorry wrong community.

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          It doesn’t count if it is an accident. So they pretend that one of them lands on the other

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        Do Mormons not use the poophole loophole?

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        …they would still be moving around

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          The earth is moving at 107226km/h, they would be moving anyway.

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          Ahhh, but then that’s someone else’s fault for jumping on the bed.

          Next step - the poop-hole loophole!

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      No, not really. The person is jumping on the bed to help them out with their weird little loophole, not because they’re into watching other people fuck.

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