Why not?
They don’t want you to buy his mushrooms (or products made with them), since those are the ‘magic’ mushrooms.
You can trust the garlic child, don’t trust the onion one.
This feels like garlic child propaganda.
Shut up you one-cloved fart-inducing uncultivated piece of vegetation.
Allium Sativum is the pinnacle of leek evolution!
Bigger question, what reason do we have to trust you over him?
Don’t malign the messenger, I’m just dutifully relaying the advice of the author.
Though The Death of the Author argues you can choose to trust whomever you wish. But if the author is dead, how did she meet her end? Can you rule out alliumic agency? Beware!
Ah I thought you were the original author.
Though The Death of the Author argues you can choose to trust whomever you wish. But if the author is dead, how did she meet her end? Can you rule out alliumic agency? Beware!
Do we even know if the author is dead or alive at this point though? If they were how would we determine it was due to Alliumic interference?
But. They so cute? (And tasty …)
