• Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world
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          11 months ago

          Omg, they’re all dead.

          Lister : Where is everybody, Hol?

          Holly : They’re dead, Dave.

          Lister : Who is?

          Holly : Everybody, Dave.

          Lister : What, Roger Moore?

          Holly : Everybody’s dead, Dave.

          Lister : What, Mary Tyler Moore?

          Holly : Everybody’s dead, Dave.

          Lister : What, Ed Asner?

          Holly : They’re all dead. Everybody’s dead, Dave.

          Lister : Ted Knight isn’t, is he?

          Holly : Everybody is dead, Dave.

          Lister : Not Betty White?

          Holly : Gordon Bennett! Yes, Betty White, everybody, everybody’s dead, Dave!

    • I Cast Fist
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      11 months ago

      I’m sure the surprise forced convertions will work great, just like that time in the early 1500’s