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Pepo48@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

The real alpha main force pushers

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The real alpha main force pushers

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Pepo48@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • odium
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    I’m a LTS male

    • bear_with_a_hammer@lemm.ee
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      deleted by creator

      • Johanno@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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        RTFM

  • tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social
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    Damn I’m deprecated

    • Saneless@lemmy.world
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      I ain’t but various branches are. Knee branch and elbow branch have reached EOL

      • masterofn001@lemmy.ca
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        A few patches and you’re good as new.

        • Saneless@lemmy.world
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          Dunno it seems like a ground up rebuild

      • tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social
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        let me fork you

  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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    I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away

    • lemmington@lemmy.ml
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      ok meeeeeeee

  • chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org
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    I’m a plaintext git patch sent via email and lost in the maintainer’s spam folder

    • fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com
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      Sounds like you’ve contributed to git

  • Hextic@lemmy.world
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    Stable in the streets, -experimental in the sheets

    • gchap@lemmy.world
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      Gotta have that nightly release

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        this is gold, cumming at night has never been put so eloquently

  • Xylight (Photon dev)@lemmy.xylight.dev
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    I’m an EOL male.

    • captainkaba@feddit.de
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      Nah Bro imma cherry pick u

  • Gilles_D@feddit.de
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    I might be a stale pull request

  • Downcount@lemmy.world
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    Push it

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    deleted by creator

  • baduhai@sopuli.xyz
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    I’m an unstable male. Fun to play with, lots of problems.

  • barryamelton@lemmy.ml
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    I feel like I’m a release candidate myself.

  • frippa@lemmy.ml
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    Programming proves sigmas don’t exist

  • habanhero@lemmy.ca
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    How many contributors in this latest release?

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    Don’t forget to sign your commitment, using -S.

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