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MakunaHatata@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Just bang Hitler's mom

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Just bang Hitler's mom

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MakunaHatata@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    • 001100 010010@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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      In an alternate timeline:

      “Yea who’s the fuck is Hitler? Himmler is the fuhrer of our fatherland, the Great German Reich, that spans the entire world!”

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        What if Hitler was the best case scenario result of time traveler interference? He bungled a lot of decisions someone like Himmler probably wouldn’t have. What if WWII is ultimately unavoidable, and every other timeline was way worse?

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          Maybe Hitler is actually a time traveller that pretends to be a nazi because from his timeline, the german fascist took over the world was way worse so he had to join the nazis to defeat the nazis? Maybe the Holocaust was like 10 times worse in his timeline and he intentionally did stupid decisions to reduce the kill count.

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          Best case?

          https://youtu.be/_WzxiWWZnww

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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/_WzxiWWZnww

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

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        Germany was only 75 years old in 1941; for all we know it’d be some totally new country that ended up conquering everything. “Hail to Field Marshal Bing Bong Potatoman, ruler of our great glorious Zambonian Empire”

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          I welcome our new ice resurfacing overlords

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          As a Canadian, I always knew the Zamboni’s would take over eventually.

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      Literally the start of Command and Conquer Red Alert lol

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      Would there even be an Oppenheimer movie in the new timeline?

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        There’d definitely be a Barbie movie, it’s just that all of the other girls in the Barbie movie would also be blond. And at one point a random Eastern-European-looking girl would die in some sort of Barbiemobile hit-and-run while Barbie and Ken giggled about it.

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        And without Oppenheimer we’d never have Barbie!

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          :(

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            But we’ll always have Margot in our hearts!

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              :)

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                Wait wait, I should have said:

                We’ll always have Margot in our hearts, even if Hitler was never alive!

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                  I feel pretty Aladeen about this.

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                    I like to think life is aladeen.

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