now that threads is starting to federate, they sure as fuck aren’t with us

threads.net commemorative cocktail:

• glass: old fashioned (lowball)
• pour hard cider from red apples until glass is 3/4ths full
• top with 1 shot of bourbon
• smoke glass with cherry wood
• garnish with sliced lime, or add lime juice to taste
• drink and meditate on what AOL and then Google did to usenet