OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years agoThis is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found thisi.imgur.comimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up195arrow-down10
arrow-up195arrow-down1imageThis is not a meme, I was trying to find content for an OC /c/programmerhumor post and found thisi.imgur.comOsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years agomessage-square73linkfedilink
minus-squareaaaantoine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·2 years agoThat’s because these programmers are getting paid by the character. This is also why Java dev pays so well.
minus-squareReakDuck@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 years agoSystem.out.println(“Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!”);
minus-squareEavolution@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoOr the slightly more readable brainfuck: ++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.
minus-squareReakDuck@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoHey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes
minus-squareGrishAix@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agostd::cout << “Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!” << std::endl;
minus-squareElectronSoup@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down1·2 years agostd::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");
That’s because these programmers are getting paid by the character.
This is also why Java dev pays so well.
System.out.println(“Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!”);
Or the slightly more readable brainfuck:
++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.Hey! Brainfuck is a fun puzzle language and nothing someone does at a job to do money per character. Would be funny if yes
std::cout << “Wow, so little amount of characters to print this!” << std::endl;
printf("C wins again\n");p "Ruby FTW!"std::puts("Why do so many C++ programmers not use the right tool for the job?");