The hospital staffers who watch heart rhythms are usually “telemetry” technicians, not nurses. At HCA Healthcare facilities, they may monitor as many as 80 patients at a time.

After three harrowing weeks in the hospital, Terry Downs, 68, was on a path to recovery. A former Boeing engineer who helped design the stealth bomber, Downs was admitted to HCA Healthcare’s Wesley Medical Center in Wichita, Kansas, in July 2022 with what was found to be a brain bleed. By month’s end, he was scheduled for discharge from the 760-bed facility and headed for rehabilitation.

He never made it. In the wee hours of Aug. 1, a nurse walking by his room heard him choking and found his heart barely beating. A half hour earlier, his pulse had been strong, Downs’ 2,200-page hospital record shows, but when his heart rhythm changed, no one assigned to monitor it had alerted nurses.

In Wesley Medical Center, and in most hospitals today, the people monitoring patients’ heart rhythms, blood pressure or respiratory functions are not nurses who interact with them. They are “telemetry” technicians who are supposed to alert those nurses to meaningful changes in the vital signs transmitted by electronic devices hooked up to the patients.

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    I’m a nurse on a cardiac critical care unit. Let me provide some insight here.

    There’s a reason I joke to my patients that reading a telemetry monitor is a little bit like reading tea leaves. It’s WAY less precise than members of the general public assume.

    First though, there seems to be a little confusion in the comments on exactly what kind of monitoring we’re talking about. This is specifically continuous monitoring of heart rhythms via cardiac electrical activity. Telemetry monitoring does provide a heart rate, but these technicians are not also monitoring other vitals like blood pressure, temperature, and oxygen saturation. Outside of a critical care unit, we don’t leave patients continuously hooked up to those things because it’s unnecessary and it’s annoying and inconvenient for the patient.

    So this is specifically about technicians who are not physically near a patient noticing changes in a patient’s heart rhythm.

    Which brings me to my dear friend: MOTION ARTIFACT

    Pop quiz - what is this heart rhythm?

    Answer: It’s not. This is what we in the industry like to refer to as “a buncha bullshit.” THIS is a patient who is moving - eating lunch, talking on the phone, etc. Or a patient where one of the heart monitor stickers fell off their chest. Or a really skinny patient without enough subcutaneous tissue to properly conduct the electrical signals from their heart to the telemetry stickers.

    This is why - not even exaggerating - around 90% of the times that there’s a scary alarm on the central monitor on our unit, you’ll hear it quickly followed by one of us loudly proclaiming, “Trash wave!” “It’s nothing!” “Lies again! They’re fine.”

    And this happens ALL DAY on a legit critical care unit.

    You can’t just read and react to what’s happening on these monitors. You have to be able to correlate it to what’s happening with the real, actual human being in the bed.

    Now imagine this process with EIGHTY monitors on people you can’t even see. Your whole day would be nothing but ignoring alarms and probably hyperfocusing on a handful of people you knew were having legitimate problems.

    Hospitals using this system are relying on one of the truisms I’ve developed over the course of my career: Most of the time people don’t die. Most of the time people are pretty shockingly resilient and most of the time you get a lot of warning when things are starting to turn south. Most of the time, people don’t just up and die. Until that one person who does just that.

    The simple fact is that no matter how much an American corporation might wish it were true, you will never be able to automate and replace the most basic and most expensive part of healthcare: One human being directly looking at another to make sure they’re ok.