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F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    The fun thing about October is that whenever the date is written for the first 10 days it looks like a score.

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      10/1

      10/2

      10/3

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      I don’t get it

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        dd/mm/yyyy is the second best date system

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          What would be the best then?

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            YYYY MM DD

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            ISO 8601

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              Rfc3339?

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                This, the twenty-fifth day of the XIIth month, heretofore known as December, in the year of our Lord: Two Thousand and Twenty Three.

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            Unix Time

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              Let’s meet up, how about 1703530800 'o clock?

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                And not one second later!

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                  Not 1703530801, not 1703530799, we meet at exactly 1703530800!

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            yyyy-MM-dd

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            25/DEC/2023

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          Just after yyyy-mm-dd.

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          I think mm/dd/yyyy is better than dd/mm/yyyy, because you can sort by the first number and the dates will be in chronological order (though I agree with the below comment that YYYY MM DD is the best).

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        I’d give this comment a 4/10.

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          I judge this… 4th of October

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        Does look like cricket scores tbh

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    Technically, the wife of an earl is a Countess not Mrs.

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      Ya but in this case he’s not an actual earl, Earl is his first name.

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        If my last name was Grey I would definitely name my son Earl. Unfortunately my last name isn’t Grey and I can’t have children.

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          I guess you could name a pet Earl Grey.

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      If we’re looking for inaccuracies, I don’t know how anyone could look at ashes and believe that it’s tea.

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      My honorific is His Royal Highness before and after any marriages I may join

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    There was once a dumb-crooks news story about some burglars who broke into a house, found an urn labelled Charlie and snorted the contents, thinking it must be cocaine. It was, of course, the ashes of a pet dog named Charlie.

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      “Whutsit say, Cletus?”

      “C-H-A-R-L-I-E… Cocaine! We done hit pay dirt!”

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      Earl Gray.

      Charred.

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      Hot

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      deleted by creator

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    Does this counts as cannibalism?

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      https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-gruesome-history-of-eating-corpses-as-medicine-82360284/

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      I think it would.

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    Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

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    That’s someone’s fetish

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