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minus-squaresurewhynotlem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up96·11 months agoThe average person has fewer than two legs.
minus-squarerotopenguin@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up48·11 months agoSome women have four legs. It’s a temporary condition, but I gander that it’s common enough to offset the amputees.
minus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up36·11 months agoWhat happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?
minus-squareBrickhead92@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·11 months agoDepends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.
minus-squareplatypus_plumba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoI’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.
minus-squareqaz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoDoesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same
minus-squaretslnox@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoLooks like your ass is next in line.
minus-squarerotopenguin@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoWho is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?
minus-squareKecessa@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-211 months agoI saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too
The average person has fewer than two legs.
Some women have four legs. It’s a temporary condition, but I gander that it’s common enough to offset the amputees.
What happens if I put my foot up your ass? Whose foot is it in this equation?
Depends, do you have control of it once it’s in? If not, then it’s probably still the other person’s, they’re just using you as a shoe.
I’ve been told he’s tight, so my foot will probably get numb due to the contractions.
Doesn’t matter, the total amount stays the same
Calm down, Red Foreman.
Looks like your ass is next in line.
Red Foreman’s, obviously.
Who is providing oxygen and nutrients to your foot?
I saw your dad last night and he also temporarily had four legs so I guess he helped offset the amputeess too