• Huldra [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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    10 months ago

    But on the topic of the torment nexus, if someone tells you ready player one was a cautionary tale or whatever they are dumb or lying, that shit worships IP masturbation so incredibly hard, the whole plot is about making the metaverse cool and awesome by taking it away from centralized corporations(in a dumb crypto guy way.)

    • BeamBrain [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      10 months ago

      that shit worships IP masturbation so incredibly hard

      I made a big entrance when I arrived in my flying DeLorean, which I’d obtained by completing a Back to the Future quest on the planet Zemeckis. The DeLorean came outfitted with a (nonfunctioning) flux capacitor, but I’d made several additions to its equipment and appearance. First, I’d installed an artificially intelligent onboard computer named KITT (purchased in an online auction) into the dashboard, along with a matching red Knight Rider scanner just above the DeLorean’s grill. Then I’d outfitted the car with an oscillation overthruster, a device that allowed it to travel through solid matter. Finally, to complete my ’80s super-vehicle theme, I’d slapped a Ghostbusters logo on each of the DeLorean’s gull-wing doors, then added personalized plates that read ECTO-88.

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        10 months ago

        by completing a Back to the Future quest on the planet Zemeckis.

        The thing about “quests” in a world like this is that every single company would want the quests for their IPs to be easy as shit so as many people as possible have their IP to spread advertising around.

        There would be zero challenge involved in this shit. They would all be instantly meaningless because nobody would make anything that makes owning any of it feel rewarding.

        LTV applies to digital rewards. There is no “reward value” if there is no labour to achieve it.

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          10 months ago

          Look the author isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. We’re supposed to believe that for more than a decade, nobody, including multiple corporate peons for whom it is literally a full-time job, ever realized that a “riddle” containing the phrase “in a tomb filled with horrors” was pointing towards The Tomb of Horrors. You know, just probably the most famous D&D module there is? The first thing that I thought of the moment I read it?

      • axont [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.net
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        This book captured the spirit of creating the worst, most gaudy stuff to show off in an MMO but acts like it’s some deep spiritual fulfillment.

        No I’m just riding around in my Gokumobile smoking a giant spliff that shoots rainbows. Also I’m Gonzo from the muppets. This is what life is truly about.