Less of a meme, more of a metameme. Lets hear your funniest pickup lines, muttered or received.

(Sorry mods if this should be on asklemmy. But I did it here, so /shrug (don’t tell her though, because I like you more!)

I’ll start (god this could be disastrous!)

• HI, I’m MS Windows. Can I crash at your place tonight?
• Do you know how much a Polar Bear weighs? Just enough to break the ice. Hi I’m …
• Hi, I’m Australian. I bet I meet all your prerequisite koalafications.

ok, lets hear some great hitters that are not all over the internet!

My personal favourite:

• Hi, do you mind if I hang out here, until is safe back where I farted?