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Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteBanned to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

You never want to be the one to clean the *** filter.

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You never want to be the one to clean the *** filter.

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Transporter Room 3@startrek.websiteBanned to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    The biomatter just gets reconstituted in the replicators. Earl Gray, anyone?

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        Another quintessential Discovery quote…

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    “Klingon Fisting Fiesta”? Did you mean Jadzias and Worfs honeymoon?

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      That doesn’t sound kinky enough for Jadzia.

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      That’s what Worf does when Jadzia is away on mission.

      Worf: “If you breathe a word of this to anyone, I will kill your entire extended family.”

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      Depends on how many fists are involved

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    I mean it makes sense when you think about it. The federation isn’t exactly going to go around advertising that they have the best f*** simulators on their flagship. Whereas Quarks is a literal Space Casino. Just because your company doesn’t block porn, doesn’t mean you should watch it on your work laptop, at least while you’re on duty.

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      Lower Decks is very clear about the wide range of uses of the holodeck, and their definition of Safe for Work has certainly progressed from 21st century standards.

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    If you combine the idea of the holodeck with the logic of the purge from The Purge films, you could frame the holodeck as a way for people to express their darkest desires privately. Outside the holodeck, utopia exists.

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      Wonder if the holodeck can handle modded Skyrim. Imagine one of the starfleet crew walking into that madness.

      Would also be hilarious if they had a Star Wars program. “BRB, gotta go to the holodeck to blow off some steam”

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      That said, can we not keep doing dark and evil Star Trek, Mr. Goldsman?

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        The producers are making what they know, which is why it’s bereft of hope.

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    Bashir being caught by Garak playing James Bond shit and acting like he was in the middle of jerking off.

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      Well given its a james bond thing its basically that. we all know what happens when the sex pun named woman shows up

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      I mean, since the computer isn’t sentient, it’s still basically masturbation.

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        Tell that to Vic.

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