It took ~5 minutes and there was ZERO pain.
I even anticipated this. There was no reason to think it would be hard in any kind of way.
Why am I like this?? Why is my brain such mush when it comes to my executive functioning while several other parts of my mental being are more than fine or even slightly supercharged (when I’m not depressed or out of mania)
The kicker? The appointment isn’t for a doctor or a dentist or something else that would be “normal” to dread.
It’s an appointment to pick up a brand new company car. A 2023 Mercedes EQA to the tune of 50K€. Most people would JUMP at that kind of opportunity, but not me. No, I sit there contemplating whether I even deserve a car that costs twice my annual salary, and that I’m just deluding myself into thinking I’m a valued part of society, that someone will realize they made a mistake and such a car was never meant for me (or “anyone like me”).
This after a double dose of 15mg ritalin, by the way. Without it I would never have been able to push myself over that limit to begin with.
Fuckin’ a…
Congratulations!
Although of course you do deserve to drive that car, remember your boss chose it to make their company look successful. And maybe also to justify their own even more expensive vehicle.
You can now confuse the fuck out of everyone by using your turn signals correctly!
Drive safe, and may you have green lights and convenient parking wherever you go.