Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 11 months agoIn a heartbeatlemmy.worldimagemessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1390arrow-down117cross-posted to: [email protected][email protected][email protected]
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minus-squaresaltesc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·edit-211 months agome: [petting my dog] hey buddy you’ve got two wishes dog: I wanna go to the lake! me: but that’s what we do every after- no, wait! genie: granted! me at lake 45 mins ahead of schedule: buddy, you got to make this count. think about it fir- dog: I want my other master here wife: [appears] huh? wtf, I was just finishing up and going to head to you guys, why are we at the lake early?
me: [petting my dog] hey buddy you’ve got two wishes
dog: I wanna go to the lake!
me: but that’s what we do every after- no, wait!
genie: granted!
me at lake 45 mins ahead of schedule: buddy, you got to make this count. think about it fir-
dog: I want my other master here
wife: [appears] huh? wtf, I was just finishing up and going to head to you guys, why are we at the lake early?