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  • @[email protected]
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    1025 months ago

    Pretty sure the webs are formulated to dissolve in a couple hours.

    • @[email protected]
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      605 months ago

      Yes, this is well established in the comics and animated series. It’s actually one way Spider-Man proves Mysterio is impersonating him. The fake Spider-Man’s webs don’t dissolve on their own.

      • @[email protected]
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        305 months ago

        And the MCU. First solo movie spidey says it will disolve in a couple hours when he leaves Glover stuck to his car.

        • @[email protected]
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          45 months ago

          So disappointing Glover hasn’t actually been Prowler yet

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            5 months ago

            So disappointing Glover hasn’t actually been Prowler yet

            Ummmm… spoilers but… Glover has been Prowler. (Not your Prowler though).

      • @[email protected]
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        45 months ago

        And the newer movies with the dude who had ice-cream in his groceries.

        • TheRealKuni
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          55 months ago

          Donald Glover, who is a big Spider-Man fan and was rumored at one point when he was younger to be the next Spider-Man actor. They nod to this in Community when they show Troy wearing Spider-Man pajamas.

      • @[email protected]OP
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        35 months ago

        Maybe you can answer this for me, but I always thought that his ability to shoot webs came from being bit? How can he reformulate his own webs if it’s coming from his body? Is that addressed in canon? I never got real deep into comics, this was just a thought that I had while I was watching Spider-Man: Far From Home today.

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          5 months ago

          Depends which origin story you’re following. In the Spiderverse some Spidermen have the natural property of shooting webs, while others built their own web shooters.

          I’m not too much into the comics, but even between Spiderman 1-3 and Amazing Spiderman 1,2 (the movies) that’s a difference.

          The Spiderman in the MCU built his own web shooter and could adjust the formula. It also means he can run out when plot requires.

          • @[email protected]OP
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            25 months ago

            Huh, I think I just realized why I never got too invested in comics. Guess I like more concrete story lines. Thanks for the answer!

            • blargerer
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              5 months ago

              Prime Spider-man (earth 616 Spider-Man) whatever you want to call it, is more or less universally depicted as having mechanical webshooters that he invented. The big exception is the Sam Raimi Spider-man movies from the early 2000’s which is probably what confused you.

        • @[email protected]
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          85 months ago

          I haven’t read the first run of the Amazing Spider Man comics (1960s) in over a decade, but I remember that Peter gained the knowledge to create webbing from the spider bite, and then applied science to create web shooters and cartridges. There’s so many comics out there I haven’t read any other Spidey comic, and probably got halfway through Amazing Spider-Man v1.

        • @[email protected]
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          15 months ago

          He makes the webbing and shooters. His powers are the strength, wall crawling, and spider sense, and he’s smart, so he supplemented that with the web swinging, which those powers make possible.

    • @[email protected]
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      65 months ago

      I wonder if they catch a bug or two before they do though? That would be cool:-).

    • @[email protected]
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      25 months ago

      Hmm now someone needs to mop up the gooey white spiderslime

      • neoman4426
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        65 months ago

        Unless it’s formulated to sublimate into a gas I suppose.

  • @nieceandtows
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    775 months ago

    Annoying? Quite the opposite. Forget the self dissolving property of the web and assume it’s there forever. Now you got a material that is extremely light and extremely strong and flexible. Companies are going to pay to collect them. It’s gonna be like ambergris, but exclusive to one city. People would flock to collect Spider-Man web. I wouldn’t be surprised if Spider-Man web is outlawed by the government and becomes even more valuable.

    • @[email protected]
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      205 months ago

      In the comics he tries to sell the compound and no one wants it iirc due to its lifespan. Stupid but at least it’s brought up

    • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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      165 months ago

      Parker could simply quit his job as a freelance photographer and sell the formula to his own web shit, because he made them himself and aren’t part of his super powers.

      • @nieceandtows
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        305 months ago

        As a superior raimi fan, I have no idea what you’re talking about.

      • @[email protected]
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        75 months ago

        This is literally the very first thing he tries to do in the comics before he becomes Spider-Man and it doesn’t work because the people he reached out for thought it was too short-lived.

        But also, needing to juggle real life responsibilities like having a job is one of the main appeals of Spider-Man as compared to, say, the Avengers.

    • swab148
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      65 months ago

      GET ME SPIDERMAN

      -J.J.J in some universe

  • @[email protected]
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    555 months ago

    According to the comics, webbing dissolves and fades away after a day.

    • @[email protected]
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      75 months ago

      Is that accurate? I haven’t kept up with comics in a long time, but when I sort of did, it was said to be an hour rather than a day. (I always assumed this was so you wouldn’t worry about people being trapped for 24 hours or however long.)

      Not trying to be argumentative or anything, just curious if the lore changed, or maybe I misremembered.

      • @[email protected]
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        25 months ago

        It could have been an hour, it was first mentioned in the earliest comics that the webbing fades away, and I’m not sure what they said more recently.

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    5 months ago

    Bruh I hate to break it to you, but they already have to do that. I took this photo on the 66th floor of the Sears tower this last summer. Note that the spider is on the outside of the window.

    • @[email protected]
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      245 months ago

      He’s just chilling between fighting crime.

      • swab148
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        75 months ago

        Can he swing from a web?

        I mean, probably.

      • MrScottyTay
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        65 months ago

        Spiders usually do it in reverse. They tether themselves to what they are on then “let go” and let the wind take them, with their tether being a lifeline so they don’t go too fast and in case they don’t get anywhere, then they can just go back to where they came from.

        • TheRealKuni
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          35 months ago

          And then you run into all these travel webs when you walk your dog at night, and get to wonder if you have a spider somewhere in your clothes or hair, just waiting for the right moment to scare the every-loving shit out of you.

  • @[email protected]
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    365 months ago

    They can just leave ‘em up there until the next time New York is destroyed.

  • theodewere
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    215 months ago

    thoughts from the shower of one J. Jonah Jameson

  • southsamurai
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    85 months ago

    Like someone else already mentioned, spidey’s webs are formulated to break down over time. Iirc, he has changed the formula to change how long that is, for special circumstances, but it’s usually described as “a couple of hours”.

    I don’t recall any canon description of a hard limit to the timing, up or down, either. So it could be adjustable down to near instant to practically forever.

    However, there is also web solvent mentioned a few times over the years, though no description of it beyond that comes to memory.

    Now, afaik, the formula isn’t even really described as to exactly what it is. I vaguely recall one of the older issues mentioning it being like silk, and a much later generic “polymer” being used, but nothing was elaborated on in any of the issues I’ve read that I recall. I have read everything up to maybe ten years ago or so at least once. That’s when I discovered certain sites and programs that allow one access to digital copies for free, and spidey was the first character I binged like that, him being the first superhero I ever cared about (enough to have worn out a dozen sets of spidey underroos before 2nd grade).

    Anyway, can you imagine how annoying it would be if it didn’t dissolve on its own? There’s been a few scenes where people bitch about the webbing as it is lol. A bunch of grumpy New Yorkers having to wait for city services to come along and deweb a sidewalk? Holy crap ::

    • @[email protected]
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      55 months ago

      I don’t recall any canon description of a hard limit to the timing

      One comic I had mentioned exactly one hour, to the second. Spidey was proud of that fact.

      • @[email protected]
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        35 months ago

        Definitely gives a different perspective to when spider leaves the bad guys hanging around off a tall building, much darker. I can hear Venom laughing right now