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Gnorv@feddit.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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Gnorv@feddit.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    If you understand this, you need to go to the emergency room right now.

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      I dunno what that is but it sounds like somewhere that emergencies happen so I’m not falling for it

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      I will do once I figure out where that smell is coming from.

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    I picked a hell of a day to quit sniffing glue.

    • THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml
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      Maybe you didn’t and it’s all in your mind.

  • EisFrei@lemmy.world
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    • The bond’s Name. James Name.
    • Pleased to… what?
    • Bond Name’s the james.
    • Are you alright?
    • Bames Nond’s having a stronk, call a Bondulance.
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    If anyone wants to know what it’s like to be dyslexic, reading this is a good simulator.

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      You say that, but as someone who is mildly dyslexic, I was able to problems read with this zero. It took me a minute to figure out why it looked “off”.

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    @aneurysmposting is leaking.

    • CommunityLinkFixerBot@lemmings.worldB
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      Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: [email protected]

    • _bac@lemmy.world
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      subscribed

      • ForestOrca@kbin.social
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        I find it disturbingly funny.

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    Makes about as much sense as the average LinkedIn post.

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    Ok folks, let’s take 5 for a high level deep dive and then we can touch base when we circle back

    • JoShmoe@ani.social
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      everyone rushes to the smokers balcony

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    Anyone else smell toast?

    • ForestOrca@kbin.social
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      Like burnt toast?

    • niktemadur@lemmy.world
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      Yeah… don’t worry about it. Here, have another deep-fried salt-&-chocolate-covered stick ‘o’ butter, you know you want it… here, c’mon, take it. Take it!

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    c/AneurysmPosting

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    I needed this right now. I will create happen, I will. Follow me to watch my path

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      Can you share on GitHub when you have a working build?

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    My friend, I think I know why you’re unemployed.

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    I think you and I were at the same political rally recently!

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    I love it when I create happen

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      But how when bad good boss job the office??? Hard line the work down?!

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    I absolutely can not disagree!

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    Impressive…, very nice

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