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‘Are you stealing those LCDs?’ ‘Yeah, but I’m doing it while my code compiles.’

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The #1 Programmer Excuse for Legitimately Slacking Off: “My code’s compiling.”
[Two programmers are sword-fighting on office chairs in a hallway. An unseen manager calls them back to work through an open office door.]
Manager: Hey! Get back to work!
Cueball: Compiling!
Manager: Oh. Carry on.